Best friends are those special people in our lives who understand us, support us, and stick by us through thick and thin. They are the ones we can always count on to lift our spirits and make us laugh, even on the hardest days.
Best friends are more than just acquaintances – they are a vital part of our support network and a source of love and joy. They are the people we can be ourselves around, and who accept us for who we are. Having a best friend is a true gift and one that we should cherish and appreciate. A good best friend is someone who we can trust and rely on, no matter what life throws our way.
In this article, we’ve put together a list of 60 funny best-friend quotes to make you laugh. These quotes capture the power and the rare and special nature of true friendship.
60 Funny Best Friend Quotes
“We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.”
Mignon McLaughlin
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
Unknown
“Me! Books and cleverness! There are more important things: friendship and bravery.”
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.”
Mark Twain
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
Arnold H. Glasgow
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
Oprah Winfrey
“Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.”
Unknown
“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
Aaron Machado
“A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.”
Jim Hayes
“I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh*t out of people.”
Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
Greg Tamblyn
“Listen, man. You’re my friend, and I know you care about me. And I know you disapprove, and I respect that…You understand literature, movies, wine — but you don’t understand my plight.”
Sideways, 2004
“Friends offer free therapy.”
Unknown
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
Unknown
“True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.”
Nicole Richie
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”
Bette Midler
“Good friends discuss their s*x lives. Best friends talk about poop.”
Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
Bernard Meltzer
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
Unknown
“Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable.”
Jean de La Fontaine
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.”
Unknown
“If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around.”
Karen Salmansohn
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
Unknown
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.”
Terri Guillemets
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
Laurence J. Peter
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
Charles Lamb
“Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.”
Unknown
“I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
Unknown
“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”
Cher, Clueless
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
Unknown
“I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends — and my friends are hilarious.”
Issa Rae
“Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.”
Unknown
“We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.”
Unknown
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
Marlene Dietrich
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
Clifton Fadiman
“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.”
Matt Schucker
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
Marlene Dietrich
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters”
Unknown
“It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.”
Mark Twain
“Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
Unknown
“I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”
Unknown
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
Elbert Hubbard
“Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Linda Grayson
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
Cookie Monster
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.”
Rita Mae Brown
“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
Jane Austen
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
Sicilian Proverb
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”
A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
“You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.”
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
C.S. Lewis
Wrapping Up
These funny best friend quotes remind us of the incredible value of the special people in our lives. They inspire us to appreciate and cherish our friendships, and to always keep them close to our hearts.
