Friday is the day when our spirits lift and we embrace the promise of a fun-filled weekend.
To honor this awesome day, here is a great collection of funny Friday quotes I gathered from various online sources to prepare you for the much-anticipated moments of delight.
Let’s go celebrate the joys of Fri-yay!
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1. “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.” — Nanea Hoffman
2. “Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver
3. “You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.” — Jack Davis
4. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” — Amy Neftzger
5. “Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old sh*t starts up on Monday.” — Stephen King
6. “It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth-story window on Friday.” — American Proverb
7. “‘But it’s Friday’ is a valid excuse for almost anything today.” — William Anderson
8. “I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.” — Ann Diehl
9. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” — Neil Leckman
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10. “It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” — Ronald Wilson
1. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” — Florence Welch
2. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” — Unknown
3. “Friday actually stands for: Finally Realizing I Deserve A Break.” — Unknown
4. “I’m so excited for Friday, I could hug a tree.” — Unknown
5. “I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” — Unknown
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6. “It’s Friday! I’m just going to sit here and let the weekend wash over me.” — Unknown
7. “Friday, my second favorite F-word.” — Darynda Jones
8. “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…” — Parag Tipnis
9. “I haven’t been this excited for Friday since last Friday!” — Unknown
10. “What do you mean it’s not Friday yet? I’m already wearing my weekend pajama pants!” — Unknown
11. “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” — Unknown
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12. “Today is Friday… preparing for Monday is a crime.” — Unknown
13. “Friday is tomorrow. I shall never imagine the fate of Monday.” — Unknown
14. “And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you’ll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being; at any rate, not up to this Friday.” — Alfred Doblin
15. “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” — Hanna Rhoades
16. “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” — Debasish Mridha
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17. “I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.” — Johann Lamont
18. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” — Unknown
19. “If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?” — Unknown
20. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” — Unknown
21. “Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.” — Unknown
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22. “If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” — Noel Coward
23. “‘I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already,’ said no one ever.” — Unknown
24. “It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.” — George Jones
25. “The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well, friends, you know me… I love a dare!” — Unknown
26. “Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.” — Unknown
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27. “Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.” — Unknown
28. “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” — Bill Hicks
29. “It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.” — Unknown
30. “My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.” — Robert Ripley
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1. “It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo
2. “Friday mornings are like a superhero that only exists once a week. You can’t wait to see it, but it’s over too quickly.” — Unknown
3. “Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?” — Unknown
4. “10:00 am on Friday…all you can think about is beer.” — Jay Ron
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5. “I’m so excited for Friday, I could almost pretend to be a morning person for a few hours.” — Unknown
6. “It’s Friday morning — time to rise, shine, and pretend to be a morning person!” — Unknown
7. “Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning, I begin and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.” — John Tenniel
8. “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
9. “Why, hello there, gorgeous Friday! I’ve been waiting for you. Life’s been oh-so-dull without you!” — Unknown
10. “It’s Friday morning – the only time of the week when my coffee needs a coffee.” — Unknown
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1. “Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” — Richard Nelson Bolles
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2. “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” — Unknown
3. “If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.” — Kathy Griffin
4. “I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.” — Don Cheadle
5. “FRIDAY NIGHT! I have a date, with my bed…We’re totally going to sleep together!” — Unknown
6. “Tonight’s forecast, 99% chance of wine.” — Unknown
7. “If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.” — Unknown
8. “Friday night – the official ‘let’s stay up late and not regret it’ night!” — Unknown
9. “Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.” — Unknown
10. “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.” — Unknown
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1. “Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” — Nanea Hoffman
2. “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday. Happy Friday.” — Unknown
3. “May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.” — Vinay Agarwal
4. “Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. Happy Friday!” — Unknown
5. “Friday is whispering to me: “An evening drink is ok on Fridays”, so I can’t resist. Happy Friday to everyone!” — Unknown
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6. “Let Friday show you where the smiles are in life.” — Anthony T. Hincks
7. “You can have fun all year long, but there is something truly special about sitting down and relaxing on a Friday night while everyone else is too drunk to remember the evening. Happy Friday!” — Unknown
8. “Whew. It felt like a whole week before it was finally Friday again. Happy Friday!” — Unknown
9. “You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive. Happy Friday!” — Unknown
10. “Thank Goodness it’s Friday! The weekend is here. Let’s party hard and give those Monday blues a run for their money!” — Unknown
11. “Happy days start with a Friday and have a way of abruptly ending the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Happy Friday!” — Unknown
12. “There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.” — Unknown
13. “Smiles are contagious — let’s start a chain reaction this Friday!” — Unknown
14. “It’s Friday! Time to create stories for Monday.” — Unknown
15. “Friday motivation: Finish your work and go home, the beer will not drink itself.” — Unknown
16. “In the circle of life, Friday would always be the party animal!” — Unknown
17. “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.” — Unknown
18. “Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!” — Unknown
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19. “Friday: the only day we want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.” — Unknown
20. ”It’s time to embrace the crazy beautiful mess that you are because it’s almost the weekend.” — Unknown
1. “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” — James Johnson
2. “On Fridays, I like to think of myself as a free-range chicken, roaming around the office and pecking at my work when I feel like it.” — Unknown
3. “I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.” — Unknown
4. “On Fridays, I prefer my coffee to be as strong as my desire to leave work early.” — Unknown
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5. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” — Rico
6. “Friday is my favorite day of the week because it’s the last day of work and the first day of drinking.” — Unknown
7. “It’s Friday, which means I waste the day by pretending to work and you could waste time by talking to me.” — Unknown
8. “It was an ordinary day, a Friday, twenty minutes til lunchtime, five hours til quitting time and the weekend, ten months til vacation, thirty-seven years til retirement. Then the phone rang.” — Jack Finney
9. “Can we take a lunch break on Friday and come back the next Friday?” — Unknown
10. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” — Unknown
11. “I have a love-hate relationship with Fridays. I love the feeling of the weekend being right around the corner, but hate the fact that I still have to work a full day.” — Unknown
12. “Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week.” — Unknown
13. “When your coworkers ask if you’re ready for the weekend, just respond with ‘I was born ready!’” — Unknown
14. “It’s Friday! I’m just going to sit here and watch the clock until I can leave.” — Unknown
15. “My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’” — Unknown
16. “It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.” ― Southern Mothers
17. “The only reason I work on Friday is to have something to complain about on Monday.” — Unknown
18. “Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.” — Romila Okaidu
19. “If it’s the fifth day in a row that you don’t feel like working, it means it’s finally Friday!” — Unknown
20. “I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.” — Edie Falco
From witty one-liners to hilarious reflections on the workweek, these funny Friday quotes perfectly capture the joy of reaching the end of the week, don’t you agree?
Let’s carry the spirit of laughter with us until the end of the work week and the beginning of the weekend, when the best adventures begin with a good laugh!
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